- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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