Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Vagina Boob

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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The american education system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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