- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

The Princess is in another castle

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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