why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Rebecca Black sings a song.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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