Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

a black guy hates chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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