- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

1+2 = 6

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your mom is so nice.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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