- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Women's rights

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

DERP

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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