- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

a black man did not eat chicken.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.