- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What? Yes.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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