Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

rocky is here again.......................

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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