Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Dyslexia ruels!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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