Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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