- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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