koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Im gay What about you

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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