- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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