A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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