- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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