Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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