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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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The Qur'an

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Your mom

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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