whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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This isn't funny.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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