a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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my whole life!

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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