- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock go away!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

womens rights.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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