- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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