- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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