- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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