- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

which one is easiest

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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