- Anti Joke

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats green and slimy? green slim

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing