What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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