What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Barack Obama.

richard is fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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