I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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You bumder!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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