- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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