- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

cancer

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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