- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

No soap radio

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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