- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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