- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A child walks into a classroom.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

The holocaust

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What is older than history?

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