Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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