- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

a skinny sumo wrestler

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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