nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Your mam is so fat.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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