A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

mental kid

The dewey decimal system

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

It's all Taggart

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Sex vagina. lol.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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