What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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