"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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