- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Sex education in Texas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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