- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you rule?

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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