Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Neither have I

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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