Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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PENIS

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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