- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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