- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A kid has no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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