catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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A storm be brewin!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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