- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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