- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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